Whilst the boy and I were going about our travels in Mexico, I stumbled across the most fantastic little marketplace…well, maybe not the MOST fantastic…but it was pretty swell, to say the least. The most exciting part of this story is, of course, the find…the new blue blanket. I don’t know if you’ve seen what is known as a Mexican hand-made blanket, but they are quite thick, well-woven, beautifully crafted and very colorful.
A friend and I decided we just might like to try and get two of these particular blankets, and get a “deal” in the process. So, we made our way through the various hallways in the market place, eyeing and spying blankets of all shapes, sizes and colors. We’d inquire at one or two places, and the price usually was the same at each place…$15 for the particular style of blanket we were looking at. When we had found a blanket pattern that we were happy with, we began implementing our bargaining technique (we ended up getting the same blanket because I just really liked the way the blues, grays and light blues came together, as did she, and she has three beautiful boys, so the color scheme just made sense). I call this technique “The Walk Away”…I got REALLY good at it in China…perhaps some of you have implemented this technique in the past - kudos to you…You start with the price you feel willing to pay at the time (2 for $15, and so on). The vendor, of course, counters with a more reasonable offer in their minds (1 for $15, good price for you)…then you move up and down, now entangled in this bargaining war, until finally you are at the price that you will not budge on. ”2 for $20″ I said to the young lady. ”Oh no”, she said, “how about 2 for $25?”. At this point, you start moving slowly towards an exit, any exit and start mumbling nonsense about looking elsewhere. You are determined in your mind that you will leave this shop with 2 blankets for twenty dollars, or you will leave with nothing at all. You start to panic a little, because now that you’ve seen the blanket, held it and,even, gotten a little attached to it by already thrice imagining the lovely things this blanket could bring into your life (read more for further explanation on that), you don’t want to just leave without it. You go back to the blanket again, and say, with a slight sigh, “We’ll keep looking, we saw a few back there anyway”…Finally, the vendor says “Ok, ok, 2 for $20″. So, away we went, with our new blue blankets, feeling happy and somewhat excited about our deal.
Now I know what you’re thinking, I could’ve just paid the $15 dollars for the blanket and supported the economy, but PEOPLE…do you realize who I am marrying? This man is a most wonderful maniac when it comes to a bargain. He loves a deal. To some of his friends, he is known as the Coupon King, and is recruiting new people into his kingdom of coupon nuttiness…i.e. there is now a Coupon Prince. I love this about him, though, and I wouldn’t have him any other way. However, it can be difficult to shop with him in a place where you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the profit margin is quite high (in the case of the blanket: when I got back to the resort we were staying at, I inquired with the young man who was making my pinada [a virgin pina colada - quite possibly my favorite drink ever] exactly how much a blanket like that would cost if I were to buy it as a vendor - he said $3 US, so they still made a little bit of money even after giving me a deal…longest parenthesis sentence ever, I know, I’m sorry). So, you see, I have no choice but to get the best deal possible, because the boy loves a bargain.
So, after all of that…I have this new blue blanket. I have every intention of making this blue blanket my new picnic blanket. I love picnics…I love everything about picnics, especially the picnic blanket. It becomes an old friend on a late summer’s eve, while you’re enjoying the quiet of the park, the smell of the grass, the trees, and other various scents that might be floating on the air. It’s a flexible sort of companion that doesn’t mind laying between you and cold ground, or you and the sand at the beach, or even you and the floor in front of your fire place. It’s the silent third party that doesn’t ever complain about it’s lot in life, holding you up, holding your picnic guests up, holding your picnic “brings” like music, and books, and sketch pads, and journals, and camera’s,and even doubling as a table spread for your picnic lunch. This is why I love my picnic blanket, and I’m happy that I have a new one to get acquainted with…now, to just have the patience for summer to arrive…
That is the story of my new blue blanket…I think it’s a good story…
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